Lotto boak

So, one individual winning £161 MILLION to themselves isn't bad enough...it has to be a couple (I'm part of a couple)... and the ticket was bought in Falkirk (where I stay) and, in fact, from the same area that I buy my ticket.  It's not fair.  I'd take just a wee shave of that money and live happily ever after with it.  If there are any eccentric millionaires out there who fancy helping out a hard working family, all donations would be much appreciated!